Portfolio build in progress

Building in public

A deliberately over-engineered landing page where the crane is stable, the jokes are self-aware, and the roadmap is still wearing a hard hat.

Build moodCalmly overbuilt
Confidence64%
Dev humor7/10
brett@burtson.combuild.log
> npm run dream -- --scope infinite-ambition
> status: waiting for design to compile

Main branch is on a diet of duct tape and ambition.

Main branch is on a diet of duct tape and ambition.

3D mode unavailable

WebGL is disabled in this sandbox, so the scene is running in graceful fallback mode instead of throwing a fit.

Three.js scenePointer parallaxClick controls above